pearsaltchocolatebar

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's JP from Grandma's Boy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

This happened to me on my first day as an it Helpdesk representative. The network in the IT area went out and I was figuring out who to call when I realized I was the one to call.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

My wife's dog barks at black people because she had a black neighbor who would intentionally scare her every time he saw her when she was a puppy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Psychopathy isn't an actual diagnosis. Unless she's been torturing animals for years, she's more likely to just be a cunt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Found the workman's comp investigator.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It means nothing, because there's no legal mechanism for the people to remove anyone from the 3 branches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The servers are very locked down, so I'm sure that's part of our compliance requirements. I haven't looked into fixing it because I just wrote a script to hit Enter every 10 minutes to keep it alive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (5 children)

If his mom is doing that, it's likely he doesn't have a job because she won't let him.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (19 children)

Semen is actually fairly similar to egg whites (it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes). This means that when it gets hot, it cooks, and basically becomes solid.

The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes. This is also why you should use cold water to wash it out of hair.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

There's usually more peasants than guards.

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