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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mom got angry when I kept putting chicken bones under my pillow each night. "Don't incur the wrath of the bone fairy!" she warned!

Anyway, I'm a fae touched warlock now so who's laughing now, Ma.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Anyway, I'm a fae touched warlock now so who's laughing now, Ma.

In my experience, the answer to this is nearly always "everyone involved in the situation, except for you."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I'm sure there's easier ways to pick up Eldritch blast.