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Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] wise_pancake 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

[–] phughes 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Today is a good day (for him) to die.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He has no honor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

p'tahk!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is he The Master?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not clever enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.