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Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?
If he didn't want everyone to think he was a nazi then he would come and tell people that himself, because he would be ashamed and appalled that it has been misconstrued as such. But instead theres random cock suckers tripping over themselves to do it on his behalf like he's incapable of doing it.
Which just means he's fine with people thinking he is a nazi.
Which means that ~~he’s just fine with people thinking that~~ he’s a nazi
The most enthusiastic zeig heil since nineteen forty five
If people are arguing that you are not a nazi, why intervene? Its too much effort
But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?
Today is a good day (for him) to die.
He has no honor.
p'tahk!
Is he The Master?
Not clever enough.
Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.
He's absolutely throwing his heart clearly to his fans! Like a Nazi.
Adding the white man's overbite to it does seem like an innovation.
It's the cyber~~p~~truck of Nazi salutes.
It's the ~~cyberpunk~~ cybertruck of Nazi salutes.
ftfy
I never thought to connect those two things, but now that you bring it up, I'm not sure I can picture someone driving a cybertruck without a white man's overbite.
You'd think the Tesla stock would have gone down more after he did a Nazi salute.
We need a community called "actually posted by the onion" where you would had to check twice to see if it was actually posted by the onion
p.s.: it seems like the artivle wasn't written by the onion
