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Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago (11 children)

Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?

[–] wise_pancake 22 points 3 months ago (6 children)

But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

[–] phughes 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Today is a good day (for him) to die.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He has no honor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

p'tahk!

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