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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

...the coca plant could already do that...?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I invite you to try to grow coca plants in your backyard. You will not succeed, for several reasons...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Tobacco is easier to grow in more places. This makes it easier to grow and produce medical grade cocaine.

https://www.medicinenet.com/cocaine/article.htm

[–] Darkassassin07 115 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Tobacco is a hardier plant that can be grown in more places than coca AFAIK.

Now you can support your community with locally grown and cultivated cocaine, instead of relying on imports. Lmao

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And growing tobacco is Not AS suspicious as coca

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fair Trade Coke

[–] Darkassassin07 3 points 21 hours ago

Gotta support local businesses y'know?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I bet traffickers are gonna be real busy smuggling legal (pre-smuggled) items because of these tariffs.

[–] Darkassassin07 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

'Psst, need some eggs? I know a guy...'

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Lol! They're so fragile - one or two hiding places quickly come to mind.

"Mexico doesn't produce white eggs"