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[โ€“] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apparently neither of you are aware of how dense I am. ;)

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But do you fit into that box? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

first, ya cut a hole in that box...

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure you're about to break a lot of postal regulations.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know...

Looking at the list of restricted items, you can't mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn't really be live anymore and isn't cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.

https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn't handle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I have mixed feelings about this.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)