this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of an oldie dirty joke: a bastard is a guy who pokes her all night with a 2 inch penis and then kisses her goodbye with a 5 inch tongue.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Man, if only I had a tool like a 5 inch tongue. I wouldn't even be married, just spread my gift to all the ladies.