this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

God that's so fucking awesome lol, what a hero

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

The fuck, man?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He'd get faster results from eating really old watches.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Nah he'd probably just lose all his teeth and bones if he did that