this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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[–] MDCCCLV 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't you feel like a fool if'n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think he doesn't need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you take a 50 cal round to the face and walk away from it with only brain damage, you should enter the lottery

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Phineas Gage would disagree