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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago

QuickTime 3.14. it's a really old media player from 1998. Unfortunately, I don't think version 3.14 specifically ever actually came out. We'll never really know what it would have been able to do because 4.0 came out instead. So I can see the appeal for him. Trying to use a 27 year old outdated media player that doesn't actually exist is a lot like repeatedly shooting yourself in the leg.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

This one answer is serious and true, just heads up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Actually it's 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 and continuing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

My mom always said I was a failure

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

eh, it's close enough. I only know up to 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 by heart.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I know it all the way to the end but it takes forever to write it out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would love for someone to check and see if you deliberately changed one digit to fuck with us

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Nah, I would never!

Or would I...

Nah, nah, of course not...

Right?

Right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

3.14% of sailors are pi-rates

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

About 1.15e/4 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states.