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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The other day you said that no one is a hypocrite so what am I supposed to believe now?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, that doesn't sound like me. I've literally never been wrong about anything or changed my mind about anything ever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Why would you change your mind? Right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why would you go Right when there's all this Left

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm not conditional soup, but clearly because left is not right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, somebody shit my pants, and it definitely wasn't me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

It’s that serial pant shitter they got me yesterday too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

It could be if you tried harder...... Or just two more times