this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think basketballs fit in those /s.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Try the ones at the bowling alley. They might fit there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Slips into the basketball

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

His ball of choice is likely a bit smaller than a golf ball. Should fit fine. Might need a stepladder.