Guys I swear I don't watch gay porn they're just trying to convert me
Progressive Politics, Gun Control, Single Payer Healthcare and Free Abortions for All!
We like leftists and liberals.
We want to ban all guns.
We want free healthcare.
We want UBI.
We don't mind being taxed.
We want to give everyone a free abortion!
If you go to a porn website, and they suggest a gay porn video, and you choose to engage in that content and masterbate to it, I don't think you were converted, you were already curious / closeted.
It's like someone trying to get you to try new food to see if you like it.
Just 2 wanks, that's all!
I am one of those turned queer by pornhub. It started one night as I searched for white on white missionary Protestant porn for procreation purposes only. I found a trans woman with large breasts obscured by exactly 0 crucifixes, eyes of azure, and testicles as smooth as a lamb’s throat. Since that day, I’ve been chasing the high. I fear that I may one day see a man pull out, spattering the ground with his wasted seed to defy god’s plan for a rural Christian ethnostate. And I fear more that I will enjoy it. God save me, the devil’s got hold of me again.
I was tricked into being gay by a website! It could happen to you!
The context of the recording: a humorous remark.
I'm bi, and even when I was on PornHub, I didn't get to see much gay or trans porn without actively looking for them in their own categories. Same on all other sites. Live feeds of newly uploaded materials are often mostly gay, but due to low-effort and mass-produced content from them.
Dude they just want you to crank yer hog. They don't care if you click on milf tiddies or some twinks butthole.
To convert them into paying customers by showing them more of what they interact with...
The quotes here should be around the word "straight" 🤣
Oh shit I thought I was on nottheonion. Brought to you by the folks that say guns don't kill people.
What a load of bollocks.
As the mod of the other notable conservative community, if like to issue an official "oof" for the mess that happened here.
It looks to me like this is what happens on every conservative post. This one is just exceptionally laughable and got a lot of attention.
There aren't usually unhinged schitzo spammers under every post
Sounds hot