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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I straight up thought this were a screenshot of an unshaded game or something

[–] herrcaptain 46 points 1 year ago

Oh it looks like that thing will unshade a field of view real nice.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That light will last less than 1 or 2 min and will get super duper hot.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Tbh that's probably good enough for a deployable self defense solution.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Makes perfect sense given LEDs are only around 50% efficient or even less so if this thing can produce this monstrous holy light then it is bound to overheat and drain the battery very fast

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yeah even my 1500lumen light gets unbearably hot after running on turbo for more than 5 minutes

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course there's an appropriate XKCD! That site is awesome! 🤩

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So by XKCD's calculations, when Piccolo blew up the moon, it should have taken the Earth with it.

That would have solved a lot of problems here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought Roshi blew up the moon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The both did. Roshi blew it up when Goku transformed. Then it was restored by the dragonballs. Then Gohan transformed and Piccolo blew it up too.

I always remember Piccolo because that was the one that I first saw on Toonami when I was a little kid.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly bright light in the face is pretty fantastic nonlethal self-defense. Most people just can't push through a bright light in the face for some reason, you just do the full-body flinch and are stuck there. Gives you a bit of time to get to your pepper spray or baton or Grenade Launcher or whatever you use

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well that $#@$ing escalated quickly.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can say "fucking" on the internet...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They were saving time by not typing out dollarhashatdollaring

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is own a grenade launcher for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four heathans break into me house. "Have at 'em lads" As I grab me scrumpeh and grenade launcher. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Quikie laucher on the second man, miss im entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the enemy spy. I have to resort to the loose canon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with cannonball, "Not one of yas going to survive this!" the double donk gibs two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Grab me bottle o' scrumpeh and charge the last terrified dadie prancin' with a head full of eyeballs. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular glass wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Cue the "kaboom" taunt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Your ASS is GRASS and I'm the GRASSman... drunken rambling

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a tiny 4k lumen flashlight with a "defense strobe" mode. Just max brightness really disorienting. I could totally see it working

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mine is like 800 lumens and has a blink mode that I have to cycle through to turn off. Even that is annoying AF.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago

I cast "Fuck everything in that general direction"!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

I feel like if you’re attacking me, you lose the right to have unfucked eyeballs.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, but make it strobe so their eyes can't adjust fast enough.

[–] troyunrau 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The strobe should be subtle, just to fuck with everyone. Like 25 Hz or something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That friggin devious, love it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think it matters. At that brightness at that distance it could have the potential to do permanent damage

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Me being mugged has a higher relative potential to leave me with permanent damage (death), i would cast the light of allah on the fool

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

no one fucks with the guy holding a bright ass flashlight. mostly because theyre blind now.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the US you could probably get away with using a rocket launcher for self-defence

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Our idea of gun control is to have so many guns that no gunfight ever happens because they'll be too busy pulling out bigger and bigger guns, Looney Tunes style.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Muh Sextent Amerndment reights says aye can haz an Abrahams tank four selfish defences!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

This is a good strategy. A solar flare will also interrupt their radio communications and they will be unable to call for backup.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Im just gonna put 14 of these on my truck and keepem on so no one even tries to mug me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Please don't be that truck person. I'm just trying to drive to work and back in my Corolla and don't want to play "cop car or alien tractor beam"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A super bright flashlight is also a top pick for a bugout bag. It punches WAY above its weight, space wise.

Some of them can even be used to start fires.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Often intentionally!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Great defense from the lifted trucks with improperly aligned LEDs

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The technique definitely punches above its weight in Dragon Ball.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Kikohowyadoin'.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How much and does it ship internationally ?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IMALENT MS18, about $650 usd. company is in china so probably. only does this much light for a couple seconds though and gets wacky hot real quick. and there's some camera antics going on. it is bright as fuck though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You sure about that? The image looks like they poorly edited a guy on top of some game footage

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is super cool, where does one learn about and acquire such things?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

"It's too powerful! It's too many lumens!"

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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