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[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seal: "You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?"

Cat: I said I was sorry please can we let it alone

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a sealion, not a seal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

It clearly just needs to lose an electron first.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Anyone else abandon marine biology dreams in youth because extrapolating from what everyone wanted to be at the time, the future was going to be all flying cars and marine biologists?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I still aspire to become a flying car.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Dream on!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I always remember that cartoon exists. And this seems to be the only information I can remember about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

TURBO TEEN! MAKE IT STOP!!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I wanted to be a microbiologist, but then I extrapolated their average salary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Pharma companies pay decently well.

[–] Kowowow 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to be q from james bond

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I want to be Q from Star Trek.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Its Doctors and Engineers here

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

That seal is a classic troll.

The kind that made people laugh instead of nerd rage.

I thought they were mythical.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Heh. I pictured the seal saying

say hi to your mother for me, okay?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (5 children)

DAE read this as Seal the musician?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

🎵 There used to be marine biology in your hooome 🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

it wasn't even the first take, the headline had me wondering whether Seal was a marine biologist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I was expecting the cat to be serenaded.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Absolutely 😁