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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Back upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"How is girl got pergament?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"I think I got gf bergamot, what to do next?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Add some vanilla, lavender, and black tea.

[–] Arghblarg 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Thine instruction be murky, alas my Jerry sticketh inside the mechanism

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

How is babby formed?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

next day: I invented something called a subscription!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you'll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*

*Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Please contact HP PrinterCare

> Sends messenger on horseback

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The manuscript clearly states this - I don't understand such confusion in this thread.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Please subscribe to print

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

But I only wanted to print in black and white.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.

[–] ininewcrow 2 points 10 months ago

Damn it Marty! .... I told you we should have used that two for one ink special last spring! .... now we're going to have to delay the reformation until the 1600s!

[–] ILikeBoobies 2 points 10 months ago

Too bad, we need to track your prints

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

See that just goes to show how far we've come technologically. Now it tells you that you're out of yellow because of the hidden marks it prints on every page without telling you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Magenta didn’t exist in 1440

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I hope we can get the source code if the press jam, otherwise we need to write a new OS.

[–] Paragone 0 points 1 month ago

He invented MOVEABLE TYPE .. the printing-press was an Asian invention

( block-prints, I believe? )

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