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[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)

Last one is the only one I actually got (and MHA actually). It's animal crossing. Edit: Oh! Second to last is Artemis Fowl

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Fantasy animal blood Sports is 100% pokemon. I'm not sure about Florida man, though.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tiny people gotta be Attack on Titan

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I thought it is LOTR

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

im annoyed i didn't get those because i am avid fans of both.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

weirdly attractive robot gives you a gun and makes you walk through differently shaped rooms. then, you walk through other differently shaped rooms without the robot making you. depending on the version, other robots make you walk through differently shaped rooms.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

100% has to be.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Psychopaths killing psychopaths for better guns.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This fits most shooter games

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

The most kid filled shooter, because kids are psychos. So Fortnite?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I'm also thinking Borderlands

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You're dead, everyone you meet is dead, the world itself is dead... And yet it just keeps going and getting worse, somehow.

E: I assure you, this is a game franchise and not just a metaphor for real life.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Dark souls, final answer

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

a bunch of dumbass scientists shove a cool crystal into a big device that somehow leads to several alien invasions.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamberrrr.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Alt: a scientist comes late to work, causes apocalypse

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)
  1. Pokemon
  2. ?
  3. My Hero Academia
  4. Attack on Titan
  5. Zelda?
  6. Animal Crossing
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure 5 is Artemis Fowl.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Gay people argue in front of a judge, and your ghost mentor makes your friend's boobs grow bigger while giving you advice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I was tempted to just say "gay lawyers", but the challenge was a BAD description, and that one is just too good.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A promising young athlete gets cool face tattoos and befriends a cranky dog tamer

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I didn't know Mike Tyson's autobiography was made into a video game

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Travel the galaxy, pick your favorite prime color.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

a sociopathic mammal gets elected as the president of the united states, and through the power of friendship defeats a rainbow cult on the moon by violently murdering its leader.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

sounds like another trump term

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Okay I have to know wtf you're talking about

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (5 children)

it's a brief summary of the second half of Sam & Max: Save The World.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

thousands of really annoying people suddenly descend upon a small town and absolutely terrorize it in a never-ending festival of 24/7 raves and street racing, causing countless car wrecks and massive property damage to the locals

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Internet spaceships is serious business.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Extremely strong man destroys and builds stuff

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

woman hunts metal animals for some fuckin reason idk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a pretty good description of Horizon

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and gets turned into Lego minifigure as a punishment?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Destry the local economy by flooding the market with groceries, animal products, and fermented goods.

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[–] Ashen44 8 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Animal genocide in the name of fashion

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Monster Hunter

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[–] Kowowow 7 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Game: bodily fluid kills monsters

Book: black juice shows you horrors

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