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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Why though? Why be jealous?

Look at their collection! There's like 5 sticks that deserve to be there, the rest are aspirational at best. Like why put the OK sticks up there with the stallions, it just cheapest the whole collection.

They have a fucking musket, OG blackbeard pistol, and Deagle next to random vaguely right angles. Fuck, I hate this, I now understand where art snobs come from, this is awful

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Sometime you just like a stick

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Let's see ~~Paul Allen's~~ Godric's stick collection

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

You missed the Colt 1911, top left.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly only three i'd deem worthy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That Uzi in the bottom right is pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope he sticks with it. Insuring his collection could be a sticking point, but he may get you into sticky situations without insurance. I'm sure he'll find an agent to stick up for him.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think you've played out this schtick. You need to branch out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

No. You're just being a stick in the mud

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Wood you just leaf him alone.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And not a single sword shaped stick. For shame

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't being a sword stick to a gun stick fight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'll have you know...I closed the thread just as I was reading this, and came back to upvote it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He is clearly a gun stick guy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My thoughts exactly

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

When I was young lad, my friends and I would play army with stick guns. Once I found the perfect one and I hid it in our army fort that really was just the space between the wood pile and the fence. I think his dad used it in the fireplace cause I never saw it again. If I was as smart as this guy, I would still be going after Rambo's enemies today. I still miss that stick gun.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What constitutes "rare" in a collection of "rare sticks"?

[–] Pyr_Pressure 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There are likely very few collections of sticks in the world, therefore it is rare.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’d argue every tree has its own collection of sticks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You're confusing that with branches

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Hmmm yes makes sense

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

those are some nice sticks.

[–] Gleddified 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All guns and no swords, but the big one on the lower left is hella good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hit with the sticky uh, light it with a blicky uh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

8 year old me would have envied this collection. 40 year old me just appreciates that he has a passion for which he still has a child-like sense of wonder.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This is what my dog thinks she's doing when she brings sticks home from the lake

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

And, I must add, he's doing something with his life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

This is insane. Where do I have to go to ~~admire~~ ridicule this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Plant a tree => stick colletion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Starts Orchid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You know I keep that thang on me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Stick wins every time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

How can one have all that power!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I don't need that many. Give me one good stick gun and that's all I need.