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[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Instructions unclear, snorts powdered milk...

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Use condensed milk with your milk powder. More milk still.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're flirting with powers beyond your understanding.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll show those fools! Laugh at me will they? Not for long! Bwahahahah.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One milk away from tres leches

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Powdered milk + regular milk + sweetened condensed milk

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That made me laugh more than it should.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

One of my favourite scenes

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

you're just adjusting the water to milk solids ratio, diluting the already water-free milk powder. For maximum effect, snort the milk powder directly.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Get prenganant with second skelenton

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You joke, but a calcified fetus in the womb for years is possible. It was a bizarre read, i don't remember the condition's name.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Now with Vitamin R!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

No good story ever began with a glass of milk.

Anthony Burgess: Hold my milk plus.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

*skellington

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Almond tits are microscopic, takes forever just to fill a thimble, let alone a carton!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pour the freaking mulk, Josh!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The man wants a glass of molk!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

There's this thing called "fortified breast milk" for infant babies, where you mix breast milk with fortifiers ( could be formulas, aka powdered milk) to increase the calories count or other nutrition.

(Disclaimer: DO NOT do this unless under strict instructions from your pediatrician)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That's just Megamilk™

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I’m still wondering where to get fresh Hungarian miak

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like mixing my whey in my milk²

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Becoming the lifting good with all that power

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Double milked-in goodness