chapotraphouse

$68.50 on doordash a day? for one person? also i find it hard to believe that someone would be ordering chili's, applebee's, and hooters when those are some of the worst quality food and people only go there to sit down

he spent more on doordash than I make in a year isn't that fun

This is the most basic list of food to buy. But also: WHO THE FUCK ORDERS $1500 WORTH OF HOOTERS???

I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

This is the moment that I finally realize that the Maoist cult was right all along.

this stupid bastard has spent three thousand dollars to get chilis employees to microwave things for him remotely

WHO THE FUCK DOORDASHES HOOTERS' SHITTY GREASY SLOP?

how many fucking fast food places are there in the US? you have one callled fat shack??????

They make their own food dork

Also imagine posting such a self own of your taste buds, I always eat at a hole in the wall ran by a Chinese grandma that berates me for not being a fatass and gives me free food

I can't believe no one in this thread mentioned this guy was sued for wage theft of tens of thousands of dollars

https://www.theleafchronicle.com/story/news/2021/03/24/scoop-clarksville-ceo-jason-steen-lawsuits-employees-wages-pay/6909032002/

This is how I imagine all people who say they "don't know how to cook" live

Btw the tweet he's quoting was cropped out, he's replying to a stat about the majority of Nashville workers making under $40k. When I first saw this I assumed "I really find this stat hard to believe" meant he's surprised he spent $25k on doordash, but nope he's surprised poor people exist.

https://nitter.net/jasondotnews/status/1628377547267313664

What the hell? With that same budget this guy could have gotten twice as much catering. Or had food in person at much fancier restaurants. For that same amount of money he could have like flown to France and had a 3 Michelin star chef feed him directly into his mouth like a baby bird.

Or he could have at least ordered food that isn't dogshit. How do you eat $4000 of Chick-fil-A per year and not die?

Imagine having enough money to not only have a very well equipped kitchen but also hire a part time private chef to prep meals for you and you spend five figures on garbage that poor people are stuck eating because they don't have time to cook for themselves.

maybe this is weird of me but i have nothing but contempt for people who regularly order doordash/grubhub. Something about paying some servant over an app to go buy your treats for you pisses me off

You could not waterboard this list of food out of me. I doordash too much but it's like...for my local Nepalese restaurant when it's raining. Admittedly I have much better options than doordash for the same price 20m out my door.

edit: Link to Tweet

At first, I assumed it was satire.

Then, I went to his Twitter profile and it didn't look like satire but I couldn't how an editor for (what I assumed to be) a local newspaper could make enough to blow $25K/year on delivery.

But looking through the replies, I found someone link to this article

Jason Steen, the owner of hyper-local, digital media operations critics say sensationalize arrests that are minor, violent, graphic, bizarre or just embarrassing, is preparing for his own public brush with criminal and civil legal matters.

Steen's former employees at Scoop: Clarksville claim he owes tens of thousands in wages, dating to November. He's facing at least four pending civil suits. His next court date is scheduled for March 31.  

and this one

Rising comedian Josh Black has set his sights on Scoop: Nashville, the local outlet most notorious for posting mugshots of recent and embarrassing arrests. Black also takes aim at the site’s founder, Jason Steen, for recent disparaging comments made about Black women activists — and in response, Steen posted a since-deleted tweet that he would "restart" the practice of publishing victims' names and addresses.

“For some reason, Scoop: Nashville likes to attack poor and working class people,” says Black in the opening of a new video, citing the mugshot-shaming that grew the website’s brand. He adds that the website especially targets Black people, people experiencing homelessness and those struggling with substance abuse. “He’s consciously assisting in the mass incarceration of Black people.”

Black also points to the shockingly high incarceration rate in North Nashville, saying, “Scoop: Nashville is handing out a hotline number … so you can get more of them locked up.” The comedian also mentions that Steen has a criminal record as well — a felony theft charge against Steen came up during his bid for circuit court clerk in Montgomery County.

The mugshot-posting has also been a source of profit — as Black notes, the site and others owned by Steen charged money for the removal of such posts. (The options no longer appear to be on Scoop sites, though Steen’s defense of the practice out of state remains online.) Steen is also pleased with the advertising he gets from bail bond companies.

and it all started to make sense...

$1500 doordash from hooters

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There is no god. Paradoxically, this is hell and we are being punished.

Why on God's green Earth would someone get Hooter's delivered!?!? I hate the restaurant but it's like buying alcohol to go from a strip club. Being there is the point!

I have never ordered delivery in my life. Just one of my symptoms from growing up with poor people brain.

Not sure if this is supposed to be conservative satire of millennials because they think everyone is eating $50k avocado toast, or a genuinely out of touch asshole.

Like, you know grocery stores have premade salads and shit. Could’ve easily door dashed a big salad, soup, sandwiches, etc. There isn’t a single real meal here. Just greasy mystery ingredient

yes yes consumer choices don't make you moral/immoral

all i'm saying is that spending 3000 dollars at chilis is a death sentence, okay?

also, slightly off topic here...

it's maddening the way the fast food industry has been able to sanitize its image to the point where you now have nominally 'progressive' ~~people~~ americans insist that there's no such thing as 'bad food' and that's it's actually great that we're clogging our arteries with buckets of addictive grease

how is this person alive what the fuck

Classic blue checkmark shit, it's nice to spot morons from a mile away like that.

Doordashing Hooters for $1500 is a good bit

Literally burgerland type shit lmao

How the fuck is this person even alive.

If I made this kind of money I'd probably get delivery decently often too, and probably would get slop that other people would judge (I regularly get 99s and fast food). I cant cook for myself (besides pasta) because autism and never being taught, so I order out pretty often even on social security.

But I wouldnt go as low as to order Hooters. Thats the biggest mindblow for me here.

this person is a literal infant child and service workers are their mommy

that's more than double my entire annual income

Who the fuck doordashes hooters? Going there it’s the whole point.

Has this person never heard of a grocery store