I believe this was posted on Lemmy just a few days ago.
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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That was amazing thanks for sharing lol
I once watched this on a first date. We were together for four years after that. Make of that what you will.
Santa 1 is spreading joy to Santa 2.
Santa 2 gets too much holiday cheer and takes a eternal nap.
Santa 3, with Santa 2 expiring, begins to fade as well.
Please tell me they wore that to a work Christmas party
Schindler's List 2: Checking it Twice
Bruh
Christmas on Elm Street
Lord of the 5 Golden Rings
Citizen Sugarkane
Friday the 25th
xXxmas
The 40-years-old virgin Mary.
Terminator 2: Boxing Day
Mad Max-mas
Django Unwrapped
Snow Country for Old Men
- The God Father Christmas
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Reindeer
- No Country for Old Men in Red Suits
- Oppenheimer
North Star Wars
Dances with Reindeer
The Chrismas Before Christmas
Nog Wars: Revenge of the Turkey
2 Festive 2 Furious: North Pole Drift
Deadpool & Santa
Mariah Carey: Mall Cop
Deadpool & Santa
Considering Marvel's Santa is a mutant, this could work better than expected
12/25: A Sleigh Odyssey
I was gonna do Backdoor Sluts 9 but it's already a Christmas movie.
An American Werewolf in Lapland
Full Tinsel Jacket
- Fear & Lo-ho-ho-ho-athing in Vegas.
- Deck the Hallpass
- Joy to the World War Z
- The Snowman (don't even need to change anything)
Any movie starring Rudolph Lundgren
2 Girls 1 Dreidel
Sleep hard?
Die Hearth?
Not bad
Sleigh Hard, of course.
Die Hard
Sorry, couldn't pass it up.
I'll leave now.
Rudy, the red nosed reindeer
Reindeers of the Caribbean
There's actually quite a varation in human santapede Christmas sweaters.
Citizen Candy Cane
There will be Milk and Cookies
Gangs of North Pole
I'm not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don't confuse Christmassy with christmussy
Christpussy
Dracula At The North Pole
Bambi the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Rifle shot Bambi, a position on the sleigh team just opened up.
The Reindeer Hunter
Triumph of the Goodwill
What's wrong with the regular Santa centipede??
Gingerbread Snaps
Human Santapedo