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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What I wouldn't give for my state to be part of France rather than this US bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Illinois et Arquensas

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I second the motion of making the Louisiana Refund real.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who just moved from the west into "the REAL US" ... this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it's supposed to be that way.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because it’s either that, or they pay taxes. They made their own bed.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

NY, Florida, Texas, California are the only states, the rest is Ohio

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

if your state has a natural border, it's real. otherwise it's a prank. Which square state are you from, the one shaped like a square or the one shaped like a rectangle. get real motherfuckers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And to think Africans complain about their rectangle borders, Americans are just fine!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

typical yank, africans don't complain about rectangle borders, they complain about straight lines.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

STOP doing manifest destiny

Nations were never supposed to span from coast to coast

Want to have more coastline anyway? We have a solution for that: it's called a PENINSULA

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stalin: our nation should span from coast to coast

Putin: I won't be satisfied with just the Crimea peninsula

[–] ILikeBoobies 8 points 1 month ago

Iberian Peninsula is so hot right now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

If you want more coastline, all you have to do is measure with more accuracy.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Left: Mental Illness

Right: Mental Illinois

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Mental Illinois sounds like a sick band name

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Colorado: Real US

Rest of the states: Mental illness

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

True. Also how is Florida not mental illness? SMH my head.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Despite the fact that I have family in florida, I would definitely swap florida and California status, least Cali does something good for the country with their tech innovation and privacy laws. I can't recall the last time Florida did something good

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Florida will be part of the sea in the near future. You don't have to worry about them for much longer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a Californian I can say thats probably the least we give since we have a shit tonne of different industries within the state. Reminder we are the fourth largest economy in the world.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The moon landing launched from there., and that's about all I'm willing to give them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Miami Vice was pretty good though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Smh my head yes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🎶my head my back ..........🎶

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sooner or later Florida won't be a state anymore.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The line is so....vertical. Incorrect but funny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Florida just shouldn't exist and I'd probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

A yes, the eternal september of 1806

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

states in the northeast

"we are the Midwest! :D"

"whelp, it's removed. honey, look away." loads shotgun

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nevada exists but only for Fallout new vegas

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Alternative States of Dumbfuckistan

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