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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This dad joke is very regional

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

I am learning as much from this thread, haha.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

But the law says we rock, melon.

Who the hell you calling a melon??

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That was much much better

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Are barred from matrimony?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

melon slice

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Way to early to ask for a threesome.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

::groan::

::upvote::

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Herbie Hancock intensifies...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Rock, melon-slice!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Pop culture references that popped in my mind:

“Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”

“A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Done call me a cantaloupe, you melon head! -Screetch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago