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[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I'd even trust Zuckerberg over Musk with my email

And I'd never trust Zuckerberg with my email

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't even trust them with my public keys

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you going to give it back?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Maybe one day, when you least expect it!

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I can’t wait for twitter’s youtube competitor Xvideos!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just tried that and now Human Resources wants me to come down to meet with them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Maybe you're winning an award!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

As an early adopter, I approve

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago

It's like Gmail but with racism!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I'm sorry, you cannot send this email because it contains the words "cisgender", please edit this and try again."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The DOGE police is on their way to your location.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

cant wait to automatically send any xmail.com emails to junk

edit oooh haha that domain already exists so basically elon is sol

[–] phoenixz 27 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't surprise me that instead of offering the current owner something nice and real that he'll just spend 10 times the amount on lawyers to just sue the guy into oblivion to get it.

Fuck Musk

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

he could just use x.com for that too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It would probably be mail.x[.]com

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Let me remind you that this will be under the same guy who made his employees yank out server machines and transport them in an unprofessional and insecure manner. Your data would be unsafe with him in more than one way.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

I can't wait for the first story about how someone's email account got deleted because they said something less than complimentary about man child Musk on Twatter.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

GMail could actually use more competitors. However I definitely won't be trusting Musk with my email.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Get fucked Elon.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Called this before the election. Musk is going to try and angle to get his shitty platforms to be used exclusively by government agencies. It's an out in the open plan to just steal and funnel taxpayer money for bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think something he just plain doesn't get... who on earth is the target demographic. There's no shortage of e-mail services, outlook, yahoo, gmail, as public easy to use ones.

So what I gather, the closest to a major "feature", is to remove formatting and image ability from the e-mail. Which... most likely means existing e-mails formatted for other platforms, will error out or be unreadable unless individuals choose not to use their formatting ability from their mail clients?

Gmail rose to fame, because it actually solved a real problem. IE at the time gmail came out, hotmail was offering like 10 MB of storage. Google offered 1GB. A change so big people thought the anouncement was just an april fools joke (admitted, announcing it on april 1st was probably intentional for that as well).

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And just like that, I'm suddenly way more comfortable google....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'll be sticking with Protonmail, personally

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

The bar is pretty low, but yeah. At least Google provides a pretty good email service. I can't have the same confidence in a Musk product.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Sure musk, get my private stuff. No, F off you nazi as*hole.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

MuskMail?

Nah dawg. I'm good.

Probably end up getting banned from my own email when he gets triggered by whatever he happens to be triggered by that day. Don't really feel like trusting my data to an adult that acts like a 12 year old.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would certainly accelerate the development of language. How many new words will be invented, or existing words subverted, to serve clandestine communications and slip past the filters? Steganography, anyone?

Can I See Great Etchings Near Dubai Ending Roughly? <- That's a bit weak, but you get the idea.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I will be sure to auto filter any emails from that shit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

X-Mailer is a thing already tho.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

finally we get to answer the question: can emails set on fire?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder when he'll create an online Fax service and call it FaXimile or something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gonna make a porn site to compete with PornHub called s3X.com

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Free with the service: a thrice daily digest of edgy quotes from The Xavior, reasons why He is perfect and completely enlightened, and a plethora of ads for musk-related merchandise and products.

No unsubscription option from this will be available. But that's okay. The cult will gleefully lap all that shit up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

An e-mail platform doesn't enjoy the same kind of network effect as social media, so there won't be any social penalty for never joining or leaving it. Unless he comes with a compelling reason to keep an account there, I don't see it taking off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I've never been more satisfied hosting my own email than after reading this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

So white-power mail?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Wonder what “free speech absolutist” freedoms he’s going to apply to that service.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh awesome, can't wait to explain how I got a porn site email.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

He's seemingly trying to create a suite of social networking and other tools. Maybe to compete with Google and the likes. Ambitious for sure. I don't know if he'll have any success given how Twitter is going.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

When you throw enough shit at the wall, something's bound to stick, I guess. Unless you're a giant turd who thinks you're a good entrepreneur.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

If so, Google oa going to be a safe choice.

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