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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 151 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Damn his junk is at eye level while standing.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

I have a very short friend who is into very tall (by my standards, anyway) men.

This thought occurs to me every time she introduces me to or shows me a picture of her newest love interest.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

This is exactly what I wanted to see thank you

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Amazing work, lol

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago (3 children)
  • Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
  • The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
  • Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
  • Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm

Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

No markdown tables? :(

Let me test

Col1 Col2
val1 val2

Edit: It works but the text and background are both black??

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
NAME HEIGHT (ft) HEIGHT (cm)
Kevin Hart 5’2” 158 cm
The Rock 6’4” 193 cm
Shaq 7’1” 216 cm
Yao Ming 7’6” 229 cm

How’d I do? L

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[–] btr_fan87@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's displays correctly for me in Boost.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Connect and any half decent app as well

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where do I find a version of half decent, and how do they compare?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Compared to the others, I'd say it's half decent

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Text is white for me (voyager beta 443 and 445)

[–] Statick@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

Looks fine on Jerboa

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[–] fandango@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Always reminded of this hilarious clip whenever the heights of Kevin Hart and The Rock are mentioned:

https://youtu.be/gYic1W-1ybE?t=453

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I knew Ming was a big guy, but not that big wow. Dude towers over Shaq.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I saw him in person once when I worked in a mall. Poor guy has to duck to avoid ceiling fixtures.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I also didn't realize the height difference. I knew Ming was taller but I didn't think it was by THAT much.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

well, no, at some point, there is no bigger fish, you've found the biggest fish, you are the biggest fish, congratulations, all the other fish are ashamed

[–] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 months ago

Eventually the fish would be so large it would collapse into a singularity, arguably being fish no longer

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Falling down an MC Escher stairway and passing a portrait of Kevin Hart towering over Yao Ming.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 18 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I love how everyone involved looks positively delighted to stand with a taller person, except for Kevin Hart.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Here's an older pic with Shaq and Hart, he seems delighted

[–] BedSharkPal 16 points 2 months ago

I mean it's probably Shaq, but there's no way to know for sure...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's like a father and his 8 year old son.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We're all very proud of you Kevin

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

I hope Shaq has a matching picture of his smiling face and an arm around someone but we can only see the top of his head

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

For the others, it doesn't happen that often, so it's interesting when it does.

For Kevin Hart, it's just his reality.

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[–] senorblackbean@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok but why did they leave Godzilla off the last panel?

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

So Hart could blow Ming without braking a perfect posture.

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

By my very scientific calculations... Almost.

https://imgur.com/a/R00oqC4

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[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

None as tall as Grant

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I only recognize Dwayne, who are the others?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kevin Hart, Shaq, and Yao Ming

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There has to be at least one person shorter than Kevin Hart

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who is taller than the Willow actor, who is himself taller than the Mini-me actor. I think the scale stops there though.

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Shaq flicking Vs like a filthy Gallagher.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That's not a fish

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Starting at Kevin Hart feels like cheating.

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