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(Fahrenheit. In Celsius this would be deadly)

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You're taking a risk. It could be -270°

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's fine, it's close enough to 0k

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

i always feel so cozy at 0 kelvin

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i bet that you think that youre being acute

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

You think I'm cute??? blushes

No YOU shut up! Oh, wait, we weren't doing that one ...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

That's true. That would not be very nice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

My room is round. I died from 360°

[–] OutlierBlue 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I tried that, but I'm Canadian and scalded myself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is everyone in the world except in one country….

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

None of the walls in my house have corners that are actually 90 degrees. It's a pain in the ass.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No need for sharp comments, I’m sure they’re acutely aware of their architectural problems.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

In sure they're acutely aware

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can have sauna in the corner?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Free sauna without a high electricity costs. Sounds like a win to me!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

No no .....stay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I mean joke still applies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I think you meant that it's still right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Yes, but in one case you're warm and toasty and in the other you're dying.