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Turns out he only does odd jobs.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

He can’t even.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well, you can cross those off and call it even.

[–] ininewcrow 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought he was a premium contractor that only did prime jobs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He would've done job #2 then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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