Asklemmy

A IP68 e-ink Linux phone with both wireless charging and induction charging (to charge other devices), no cameras at all, solar panel on the back, usb-4 and headphone jack, 1TB storage , 15'000 mAh battery, two separate WiFi cards (to allow simultaneous hotspot and client use), and finally a radio transiever for both short range comms and long range AM and FM radio.

Technically possible with current technology, but as far as I can tell, completely unavailable in the consumer market.

Price, size and weight are irrelevant for all usecasses of such a product, as far as I'm concerned.

Camera-less small phone with a keyboard and an IR blaster

I want physical media that is not sold on optical disks. Sell me content on SD cards for example.

Little retro games handheld with a clamshell oled display

A small android smartphone with good software support

Folding screen eReader....it would be extremely niche, but I want it

Recently heard about RePebble, so my complaining about smart watches may have to end

How low-tech is still tech?

I want a device that can be armed and if moved without being disarmed (optional passcode) will set off an alarm.

This is both for my laptop when working in public spaces and for my cooler/food bag when camping.

Is a truck tech? Fuck it I'm calling a pickup truck tech.

I just want a pickup the size of a 90s ford ranger that's a hybrid. Since I'm making it a unicorn, lets go 4wd

A phone that runs Linux, has decent battery life, and doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

Water bottle that auto seals and is easy to clean.

A Steam Deck with stock pricing in Mexico.

Fractal Design's Pop cases have a 5.25" bay. It's hidden behind a pop-off panel at the bottom, in the power supply basement.

A media player that isn't just a modified android tablet in a box with an HDMI output. (And loaded with spyware). And doesn't require an always-on internet connection.

Cheap large e-ink android screen. Doesn't need to do anything other than be a consistent, always on display with a long battery life.

Rootable Android (or Linux) based "mp3 player". Basically an iPod touch. No cell radio.

I need an ecmascript library that demuxes mpeg when fed individual frames. Every lib just wants to take in a whole file or URL to a stream. I need to filter the websocket sending the data so I need to feed individual frames to the lib. I'm only finding commonjs libs that do this

I'll join the ranks asking for a perfect phone.

Mine would have:

• Unlocked bootloader
• All week battery (or at least 3 days) I don't care if it's super thick.
• User replaceable battery
• Headphone jack
• Very high specs (like at least 16 GB RAM and 1TB storage)
• SD card slot
• Probably more I'm not thinking of right now.

I'd really love to find a new radio for my car that: 1) can serve as a monitor for my back-up camera, and 2) isn't a fucking touch screen.

There are models that are one or the other, but I haven't found anything that's both. The closest I've found is a compromise - a touchscreen that also has a few tactile controls. But I don't want to have to rely on any touch screen when I'm driving. I simply don't feel compelled enough to spend $400+ for a frustrating half-measure.