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Am I missing the obvious sarcasm that is somehow not mentioned? as in this pig is an obvious CLASS TRAITOR for being a pig that sells parts of (presumably) other pigs?
It's allll beef, no pig :)
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Edit: huh, the '+' did do what i intended but didn't believe it would work.
You can't convince me the pig in the third pic isn't Winne the 🇨🇳 Pooh.
Now I'm imagining a pig wearing programming socks.
There is a job that can be represented without any clothes at all.
Isn't there a very famous children's story about a pig that is more equal than the other pigs?
I wouldn't exactly call it a children's story
My school had me read it when I was a kid.
I think you could read it to children.
You can read anything to children…
I once saw someone read a Metallica song to their kid as a bedtime story.
Four legs good
Two legs ~~bad~~ better
What about Police? :O
Already pigs.
Ah, the pig is preparing soylent oligarch-green, a most sustainable job, I applaud you, pig.
Does a muppet count?
So a billionaire is a real job now? I don't even have to imagine a billionaire being a pig, they all already are!
Being billionaire is not a job.
that's what I'm saying, but a pig could be it in a children's story
But imagine them in a childrens book doing their job
That is the hard ppart
This is just a stock image but it's not hard to imagine it being in a children's story. Besides, Scrooge McDuck is an existing character in a children's story that is a billionaire as a duck.
But in this photo, they are throwing money, not doing their job
their "job" is literally none other than being rich
throwing money is part of that
the other part is swimming in a pool of money
Swimming in a pool of and throwing money arent jobs, they are hobbies
If they dont do anything other than that, they are jobless
I could totally imagine a clothed pig sitting in front of a computer
Literally me (to be fair I'm not always clothed).
A pig wearing a shirt and tie, but no pants.
So the average cartoon character
Awfull lot of pigs have jobs put there that i wouldnt consider needed
Why is the pig a cannibal
It's human meat.
Understandable, have a great day.
🎶Big man, pig man.... haha how charade you are...🎶
A pig could sit in front of a computer in those books right? Right?!
Dumb question: what is this illustration from? I recognize the art style, but can't place it.
The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Thanks!
looks like Richard Scarry
I could see a dressed up og sitting in front of a computer. That's like the rest of the jobs
Pigs will eat anything.
Brendan Fraser Crane is an interesting handle
Every online career be like:
3rd candidate pun:
Oink-oborous
If I paid more attention in English class I could make this into an essay. Something about the "dog eat dog" nature of capitalism and the expectation that you will do it with rosy cheeks. The use of the butcher pig is an interesting take on the idiom as the harsh competition is often thought of as between faceless firms; rather than a blue collar worker. If I was a cultured pig I might have even watched the motion picture "Soylent Green" and weave it into the essay. Is the butcher aware of what goes into the grinder? Could it be that this pig is a revolutionary and is eating the rich pig?