Canada

The most ridiculous thing here is the assumption that Canadians would ever be more than Puerto Ricans in this scenario.

(1) We'd only ever join under duress

(2) If democracy still exists in the US, we wouldn't be given the vote, because we'd vote against them

(3) If democracy doesn't exist anymore, then whether we are called a state or not is irrelevant

(4) Canada gets turned into a strip mine with everyone conscripted to go fight against Mexico or whatever Roman Empire-style nonsense follows so that we can't organize resistance

Ok but hear me out can you make more provinces out of US defectors?????

I guess he's heard Greenland will be first, so we'll actually be the 52nd state. /s

Gotta hand it to him, even though he pissed off most of us (and I will never forgive him for reneging on electoral reform and reigning in CSIS/CSE for domestic surveillance), he's at least appearing to do the right things for our security during his swan song.

Mr Trudeau just tell us when we need to De Nazify the Whitehouse we are ready for the special military operation. 3 days to D.C. Quick in and out.