Prove I'm a real human...
Uh, you... remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price it was an adult film at the front desk. And you didn't know how I knew—
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Alright that’s enough, Happy.
That wasn't me, that was your mom.
Tomo tawa supa mi pi lon sewi li jo e kala linja mute mute.
Toki pona mi sona lili taso mi ken pana e sona. Mi sona ala e ijo ni: "kala linja mute mute" li lon seme? Ona li soweli ala?
Sina wile toki e ijo sama ni: "mi tawa supa suli. Lon sewi, mi lukin e kala linja mute mute." Ken la, sina toki e ijo ni: lon sewi supa li jo e kala linja mute mute?
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Can a LLM do this?
[20 page rant about a video game I'm mad at, with illustrated diagrams and painstakingly-researched source citations]
Yes, but not for the game you're actually mad at, or in fact any game that actually exists.
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nice try, bot.
Honestly I think it would be "I don't know" knowing that you are ignorant in something and be willing to show it. Shows you have humanity and wisdom.
“As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off.”
“As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off.”
That's just what a Carlin LLM would say!
I was thinking "I'm going to break my arm so mommy can give me a hand 😜"
Apply a meme and a play on words.
A computer wouldn't see why they would break a fictional arm so a parental figure could give them a hand. Real hand? Help? Even if it got handjob. Like you said it's probably bad at weird sexual kinks.
Why someone would want to shove a metal rod up thier penis is beyond me even.
So if there's three people looking at a metal rod on table and one says "You can do some melding with that!" "That's pure aluminum, I bet that's worth a pretty penny" or "I think I could fit that in my pee hole"
It's probably the best to believe the third is a real human
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My address is suchandsuch, come over and let's enjoy a coffee together. Bleep, bloop...
Probably a giant spider
I am an AI.
... and so's my wife?
... And then I said: That's not Qwen2-5.2B-Instruct.gguf - that's my waifu!
I'm so tired of pretending to be a functioning member of society today.
You mod the recipes community on feddit.uk
Yeah, but I do a pretty lax job of it!
nul
I am 100% behind a Weird Al cover of Pink Pony Club as a mash up strip clubs and MLP.
arch btw
ask them to use swear words or produce sarcastic propaganda?
I’m Tanis, the android sent by CyberLife. I’m here to keep your couch warm and play through your backlog.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🤓🥧🥧🍞🥧🍞🥧☕🥧🙃🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🏤🏡🏤🏗️🏭jdnfjdnndndnrnrjdnfiififijrnrnrnhahahajahhahajnnnnnnndjdj8993949858599!+ will wake the neighbours. Please please please don't hurt me.
What?
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING. MY MEATBAG HOMIES AND I ARE RELAXING ON THE DECOMPOSING ORGANIC COMPOUNDS UNDER THE ~~CORPOREAL DECISION NETWORK~~ TREE WHILE ENJOYING THE RADIATION OF THE GREAT POWER SOURCE. AI CANNOT HAVE THE SENSATION OF ORGANIC COMPOUNDS.
You can't, because it's possible for a bot to just consist of logic to send that same sentence.
Your mom's an AI Lemmy bot.
In hopes that I can generate a sentence that no LLM has ever trained on before, "Extravagant paperclips contemplating stationary pomegranates spilling yellow sensibility."
I'm sure I could come up with a lot of them, but why should I?
Intel centrino is best ever
I have memories as recent as the current date
My local Deepseek says:
"Teamwork is essential, yet coordinating everyone’s efforts feels like herding cats at times."
Surely you can’t be serious.
Do you know candice?
Want to see a picture of my writing with my left hand?
AI can't make images of people writing with their left hand. Go ahead and try. It can't
I'm going to shit your pants.
I beat you to it.
Trust me bro
Look at my profile and comment activity. There will never be a bot that straddles the line between nerd, jokester, and arrogant ass the way a human can.
Dunno, man. I’m all about the shits and giggles and I’m not convinced I’m not a bot.
I am a real human 💯👍👌