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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Do they look like penis or does penis look like them?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

πŸ€”

[–] oxideseven 7 points 2 weeks ago

I would say, they look like dinkos, to us. We're obsessed with pinguses so we see what we wanna see everywhere. And if we go to long without seeing dingdong? We'll draw one or carve one or build one on top of a bank or a church.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mine looks like a crab too!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

You're clearly a highly evolved person.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can i put an order to do the same meme but with unfortunatly pussy-shaped gals? Bonus upvote for butt-holes looking things

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Slightly related, the foot of a sea anemone feels like a human cervix without the hole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And you know this how exactly?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have felt a human cervix and a sea anemone's foot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Understandable, have a nice day ✌️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But not with the same body part right? Rightβ€½

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Both were experienced with my fingers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Life, uh... finds a way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then has to tell their proctologist...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

that they need a rusty sword to study it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

One of these is not like the others

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Only one of those is a reproductive organ.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it the gooey duck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s pronounced geoduck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hate the internet, damn AI confirmed my shit spelling.

SMCF, you are better than the internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I actually corrected your pronunciation I don’t really care about the spelling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you not know it's the mushroom?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mushrooms don't breed, they just spread spores. The geoduck does rely on breeding to reproduce.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Mushroom?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish my dick had teeth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

You just keep being on brand. <3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Luckily just six members, so far

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, the Cambodian carnivorous penis plant. We meet again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I really want to know the evolutionary selection criteria for that was, because I'm overwhelmingly certain that bored humans had something to do with it.