She crushes billionaires.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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She meant a sub sandwich I bet, common misunderstanding
Ay girl you work at Jersey Mike's? Because you're a sub above.
"Oh, you're a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What's your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?
Do you like having seamen inside of you?
I mean she does probably get asked that question a lot.
this is the correct direction that conversation should have evolved to
slaps roof
This bad girl can fit so many seamen!
"Ooh I love a good sub! My favorite part is when I get to eat the insides"
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No thanks. I prefer dub.
The joke is appreciated, the preference disgusts me.
It really depends on the anime/show. My best example of this is Hellsing. The Japanese VA talent is fine, but the English, particularly for Alucard is so much better - he has a menacing quality that is perfect for the character. Plus, it's set in England, so hearing English accents is more immersive.
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gross
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What the fuck parties is this person going to? Seriously, I'm in LA and could take use a new subwoofer for my 2.1 setup.
Lolol the guy was so high he was actually talking to a subwoofer
Good vibes though
"Whoa, your voice is so low and powerful."
Wait. It's a music thing? I was so exited there were submechanophilia parties in LA.
Why yes, people in LA care a lot about sound fidelity. They even have a fun term for folks like us who need a good Sub, Doms-- that is, Deliverer of Music.
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She's a long sandwich???
She’s a sports player that waits on the bench for her turn
She's an urban underground train.
She's an underwater vehicle
She is an HTML element that specifies inline text that should be displayed as a subscript.
My first thought was cold or hot, toasted or not?
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The funny part is how both of you could only see your own usage of the word. Hilarious for her to become shocked.
"Oh... My mistake. What's it like down at the bottom of the ocean?"
"oops my apologies, have you ever thought about getting your general contractor licence"
Jeez dude, how clueless can you get??? She obviously meant she's the substitute pinch hitter for the local ladies softball team! What a nerd lol
Oops. Not their fault "sub" has a dozen meanings.
Right, is this all in context?
What’s going on at this party?
Someone’s like “yeah I work in retail.” And this person is like “yeah I clip car batteries to my nipples kneeling in broken glass with a hothouse cucumber up my ass.”
Which one is being awkward here?
I believe this might have been an instance of so-called "flirting".
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... and that's why I want search engines to not record my search history.
"hey baby why don't we head back to my dry dock"
Submarine, but you can call me Mary
That's how dating is in the Midwest too. Person's got a skill issue
I would have assumed she is not good enough for the starting eleven.
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