what about BASIC
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What is the bottom right language?
Perl. It was the cool thing from 1998 to 2008.
Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.
🤓
Lisp gang rise up! uses inhaler
Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Or programming a tiny microcontroller to blink a led as efficient as possible.
Something wrong with:
#include <Arduino.h>
void loop() {
digitalWrite(13, HIGH);
delay(1000);
digitalWrite(13, LOW);
delay(1000);
}
? 😂🤮
TIL fortran has a logo
Javascript should say "you are a masochist and a nerd"
That should be a dog fucking a football.
Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?
Probably this guy 
Where would COBOL fall?
"You're in a Nursing Home"
"and nerd"
...but some nerds are more equal than others.
I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say... well played >:(
This chart knows me.
10/10 would nerd out in PHP again.
This is deep.