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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] usualsuspect191 132 points 3 months ago (3 children)

From the US Department of Justice:

Hate Crime: At the federal level, a crime motivated by bias against race, color, religion, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, or disability.

So is their argument that owning a Cybertruck is a disability? Because they might have a point there....

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago

It's a religion

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's definitely a sexual orientation

[–] usualsuspect191 25 points 3 months ago

Wait, is that what cyber-sex is??

[–] psvrh 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I ws going to say "Cybertruck owner" and "Elon stan" aren't protected classes, but you make a good point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

They have been collectively working very hard to reclaim the word 'retard', otherwise why use it so much?

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago

He supports Elon? He deserves all the hate he gets.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We're being harassed for having common sense

There's a lot to unpack here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

"It's just (race) science!"

[–] lobut 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The President doesn't respect any laws. Why should any of its citizens?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah, but that's very different. PUS is loaded, whereas these people probably aren't. Laws don't apply to rich people.

[–] lobut 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yup.

as a side note though, that's the first time I've seen the president of the United States shortened to PUS. I was always used to POTUS.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I decided he's bag of pus. So I shortened it.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I can't think of a worse place to own a Cybertruck than Seattle, aside of course from areas with unpaved roads or any uneven terrain

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Seattle roads are such a mess they might as well be unpaved lol. But yeah any time I see one here I wonder if they ever park or if they just drive in circles for a few hours then go back home

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm about to eat $6k or some shit to get out of my Tesla lease early. Fuck Elon and the board that enables him.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm about to eat $6k or some shit

I'd choose the 6k ngl

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's all in pennies, dig in

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm trying to hold out but people are making things difficult.

[–] CileTheSane 4 points 3 months ago

Try investing in a "I bought this before I knew Elon was insane" bumper sticker.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The fact they don’t know (or pretend not to) why this is happening is the stupid part.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Remember, folks. Black bloc is your friend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Vandalizing Swasticars en masse may not just be a fever dream anymore.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

let's say I hypothetically sprayed these down with salt water

I know they used to have issues with surface rust, do they still have that?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bleach also makes a very good oxidizing agent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Hydrogen peroxide works pretty well. Especially the high concentration stuff they sell for hydroponics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hypothetically are you going to carry salt water e everywhere with you? Seriously?

Ita so much easier to carry small sachets of salt in tour pocket and way more discreet to tear open, pour into your palm and just accidentally put it all over the car as you walk past.

[–] jerkface 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just pour it into your pocket. It's an upgrade on pocket sand in any situation where you are dry. Sucks in the rain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Sha-sha-SHA!

[–] jerkface 18 points 3 months ago

They genuinely don't understand hatred and how it manifests in the world.

[–] CileTheSane 17 points 3 months ago

Conservatives are always talking about being "Alpha Males" and the first thing they do here is cry to Daddy Musk that people are being mean to them and can't Daddy punish all the meanies for them?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anybody have a link where I can buy those stickers? So I can keep them in a drawer safe and sound, of course.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I too have a very empty drawer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

good on you! making sure they dont fall into the wrong hands, i assume

[–] Daelsky 8 points 3 months ago

These people are so stuck in their world holy shit. Do they really not see why people hate Elon???

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Same crybabies that vandalized private property with those dipshit I did that stickers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Why does someone mention common sense in the thread ;) ?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

"WELL I HATED IT!!!"

This is Michael Scott in real life. It's pretty much a lock that, though his fancy financial footwork, he also finds himself tremendously in debt on the truck.

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[–] sloppychops 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

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