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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Joke's on you. I'm into the grim darkness of eternal war! Lol

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I can’t wait to visit Starfleet Medical to get my back and stomach fixed, live in a post scarcity utiopia, see other worlds, and study whatever I want.

EDIT: I think the worst thing will be contemplating the metaphysics of transporters. But maybe I’ll just never take one.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

My own meme and it applies here.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh... Can I change my answer? I wanna be in Star Trek, too.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lmao I'd be off to requisition a runabout lolol fuck this planet lmao

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Factorio.

I'm fucked, because I'm also terrible at optimizing my factory

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Nah its cool factorio guy doesn't HAVE to leave.

No pollution, no biters.

Very doable.

Just find an island, 100 stone for 2 landfill, and get to the island by picking up a landfill behind you and placing it in front of you.

You have eternity, so take trips off your island to mine things by hand, craft things by hand, etc.

Eternity awaits.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)

LOTR. Entirely depends on when and where I show up

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're a ring on a chain around the neck of a Hobbit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Well then it'll take divine intervention to kill me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Congratulations, you're born as a mighty Uruk-Hai warrior! In the distance you hear trees yelling

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dark Souls/Elden Ring

It's not like I can die so it's not that bad. It's worse.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Elden Ring is the world that is entirely devoid of hope, where many golden eras are all long past like millennia ago. There maybe another golden era coming, but it could just be a gilded age.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cyberpunk 2077. But I don't have to wonder about it. Its happening already.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

At least Cyberpunk got joy girls and working cybernetics. We get Gilead and cyber trucks that short out from a car wash.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me as a fallout fan, probably longer than I should lol

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Me as a drunken dwarf risking my life so the company I work for gets more money: Rock and stone!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm definitely dead the moment the Vogons destroy Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Each zelda game is wildly different when it comes to the state of the world so i can't say for sure. All i know is i need to protect my pots from that maniac in green

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So... Do I stay as I am or do I become a pony when I end up in Equestria? 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

My favorite fictional universe is Star Trek, but right now I'm really into The Expanse and that's probably more interesting.

Keng mi luck mi gonya kom sif wabelta nakángego ere setashan dédeya wowk tumal wit rashang ereluf unte owkwa showxa kewe mi livit suck da big felota. Kowltim tenye luck pashang mal. Unte nawang pochuye mi fo mi belta so mal.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Elder Scrolls... So here's hoping I land somewhere in Cyrodiil with a long gap in between major catastrophic events.

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[–] ILikeBoobies 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Pokemon seems awful

Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food

Animal attacks are more common and dangerous

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. "Pallet Town" having three buildings is unlivable but it isn't shown that way in non-game media.

The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Brandon Sanderson's cosmere. Kinda even chances between being instantly killed, enslaved, selling my soul to make a living or being stuck in the same office job I already have, but this time I'm Magneto.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's nice to see how many of yall are quick with whatever your favorite fictional universe is..

I have never put much thought into one I'd deem as a favorite. I like a lot of games, shows, books, and such.. But I don't think I'd be able to pick just one.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

You mean I get to love on the Discworld on the backs of 4 giant elephants on the back of a cosmic turtle?

HELL YEAH!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Adventure Time so basically the plot of the Fionna and Cake series (which I highly recommend)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Sounds of sweet liber-tea

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pokemon fans: 40k Fans Americans:

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[–] CileTheSane 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fallout. I'm dead before I realize where I am.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, not sure, Pokemon fans would be as excited, once they're there. They could have basically their universe, if they just organize a dogfighting league and they don't do that.

...I hope.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Dogfighting of sentient beings. Some of which have the capacity for human speech. All of which show clear signs of experiencing pain. Some of which can have full conversation with you and speak intelligently. Yeah, that's who you're sending in for your personal blood sports. Pocket Monsters indeed. Not the creatures. You, the "trainer".

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Pokemon fans can go to dog fighting to understand why they might not be as happy as they think. Also imagine that some of the dogs can electrocute, burn and drown other dogs. Also, sometimes they put a chihuahua against a great dane.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I'm not certain if I'd be more fucked in Factorio, The Elder Scrolls, Terraria, or Stardew Valley. I'd be fucked either way though since I assume I'd be a rando off screen, and not the main character

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Stardew you'd at least be fucked in the good way. I mean, just look at Mayor Louis and Marnie

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm an old man in D&D? Yeah, I'm dead

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Safest bet is to be a child in Skyrim.

Not sure if there's any mods left on the main sites to make them killable.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think I'd be pretty screwed. I'd most likely be living in some remote, forgotten village, trying to eke out enough of a living to pay the local lord for the privilege, while trying to avoid my home being raided by Aiel, or Seanchan, or Dragonsworn, or one of the other dozen armies roaming the countryside. Or maybe I'd be serving in one of those armies, fodder for the front lines, going up against enemies with no qualms about using the One Power for killing.

There's a tiny, remote chance that I could be studying in one of the schools in Cairhien or Caemlyn, trying to push technology out of the dark ages, which would be pretty cool. But that still comes with the risk of being a target of Darkfriends and the Forsaken, which is less cool.

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