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[–] [email protected] 114 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If you crop his face it looks exactly like Joe Biden’s

[–] [email protected] 115 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago

Huh.. I guess squinting old guy is a look

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago

Biden has never worn his pants up to his throat vagina, though.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pants hiked all the way up to his bitch tits.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I wonder what it's like to have an honest conversation with the dude behind the Trump persona, when he's let his guard down and he's sitting right next to the person he trusts most. I'm not sure what I'd expect. Maybe it's an act, maybe he's earnest. Does he know what he's doing? He acts for the cameras pretty damn well.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He likely has narcissistic personality disorder and so this is less an act and more a mask, a shield. The person he’s protecting the most is himself, he needs to be this facade.

I found this video really quite fascinating about what it’s like caring for a dying narcissist. Whatever family that remains hold out hope that as death itself nears the narcissist might finally let down their guard and show their true self. Apparently the opposite happens.

https://youtu.be/FavgHrxc6oY

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

My personal experience is that, the person they are is the one on display when they are angry, and often in other situations too. There is no hidden (nice) personality, just a very shallow egocentric scared one. IMO.

Source: grew up with one.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago

I don't think there is anything else left

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

I think that person is long gone tbh. Maybe you could have that type of conversation with him in the 80’s and 90’s but not today. Money and power consume his thoughts so any topic you bring up he’ll revert to money and power.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

There is no person which he trusts. So this is what everybody gets.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Have you watched The Apprentice – The Trump Story movie? It's not a documentary of course, but depicts his transformation from an unsecure young man into that unnatural Trump persona

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Wait, his skin color isn't actually orange?!

[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Worse, he chooses to make it orange with spray-tan.

[–] [email protected] 153 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Cheeto Jesus getting his makeup done by JD Vance
Spray-tan? Come now, we all know that's Cheeto dust.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago

Nightmare fuel right there

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

This is what AI was meant to do.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

Holy Toledo

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or his hair grey instead of blonde

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

I didn't even notice that! He almost looks human, the horror!

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I didn't even know it was possible for pants to touch short sleeves

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Fuck he does look like Mermaid Man

[–] LillyPip 69 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh god. Jesus, he looks awful.

Good.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

You would too after you shanked your ball like he did yesterday on a chip attempt.

Not that many people could hit that badly.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can smell dementia from this photo.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It looks like grandpa got out of his room at the home and is now roaming the halls...

"I'M PRESIDENT!"

"You sure are, Mr. Trump, now let's get you back to the 'Oval Office' in time for your meds..."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

He looks like one of his supporters

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

He does want to build a wall, perhaps he is trying to fulfill his destiny

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] slothrop 53 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If he tightens his belt, will he strangle himself?

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago

Pants pulled up high enough to cover the line of the adult diaper tapes.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 days ago

Now he just looks like everyone's racist great-uncle.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Nice pants, why you wear them up to your tits?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What the actual fuck, dude is beyond unhealthy

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yet people 20+ years younger than him are dying of cancer.

Grant fucking Imahara from Mythbusters died from an undiagnosed and shock aneurysm at 49. Someone who was an actual genius and had a lot to still give to the world

What

The

Fuck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Only the good die young.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Gotta have his name on his shirt just in case he forgets it.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Wait. Is that actually Trump? Not a look-a-like?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

He looks like a really old lady.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

Out of drag lmao

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

He's had it up to his tits with these communist democrats.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is this what the kids these days call "rizz?"

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