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Holy Electrolyte (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How many kids did he rape? That seems to be the problem with the priests.

Who cares about their goofy ass rituals as long as he doesn’t rape kids.

Priests rape kids at an astonishing rate.

The Catholic Church is a gigantic pederast ring.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Zero. That's probably why he got defrocked.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So they're saying that God doesn't have the power to make the thurstquenchanator holy?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I cast Holy Brondo!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's what un-baptized babies crave

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (13 children)

For those who don't know, "AI-powered priest" in this case means a 3d model run by AI, not even a real person. The pronoun here is "it" not "he".

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm sure he qualified that this would only be the case in a desperate situation where only Gatorade was available.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You got me to laugh, updoot

[–] ComfortablyDumb 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In US, brawndo is used instead of gatorade. That is the reason for math prowesness.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Drink of the Riptide Rush, and be healed!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Pepsi or nothing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

That's how crocodile hunters are baptized.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I honestly don't see what's wrong with that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Isn't this like 2 yrs old?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Then better not let the priest get closer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Avenged Sevenfold called it in 2016.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ngl I stopped listening to A7X shortly after Nightmare, seemed like after Hail To The King they dropped off the face of the earth for me. Might have to get back into them.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

There is nothing in consumption Ra has forbidden Yu-gi-ok for the masses and movie theatres and coitus are the devil.

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