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[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

Dude just wants a little stability.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

Oh no, not the elections!

[–] [email protected] 80 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

“You’ll be charged for this” is a better ending though.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Dammit, didn't even think of that one.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

Home grown, all natural, hand made meme, customised fucking that’s cool man

[–] [email protected] 21 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I really enjoyed your locally produced all natural hand drawn meme :3 x

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for your feedback on a post by [email protected]! It has been recorded and will be shared with the developer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Wait a fucking minute.

[–] wise_pancake 107 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Hey, sure, singlet fluorine is real bad, but even diatomic fluorine is only barely less reactive than singlet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

You'd better watch what you say!

I can't figure out how to timestamp it on my iPhone, but 1:30.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Wherever you pause a video and share, the receiver will start the video at that timestamp.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Apparently not on iOS because I tried exactly that.

Or maybe it did work and I just wasn't testing it right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Your link ends with “?=90” and when I tapped your link, it started me of at 1:30.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I did like 4 different edits of that url and every time it started at 0. Just tested and it was right. Welp.....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

I also use iOS and sometimes think that’s the issue, so you’re not alone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

Its beautiful 🥲

[–] [email protected] 56 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Fluorine ain't nothin to fuck with. Shit will set asbestos on fire. Shit will set water on fire. Shit will set anything on fire.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Just don't confuse it with fluoride.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear; set teeth on fire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I thought that was just the ridiculous amounts of concentrated menthol some brands put in toothpaste.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere 2 points 17 hours ago

That’s the mouthwash.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Wait what if

Here me out

What if Florine IS fire. So OF COURSE you mix it with anything and the result is fire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Modern day chemists have succeeded where the alchemists of old failed by finally isolating phlogiston.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Ghosts can't go through walls. It's not florine!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Obviously AI slop! No one is able to spell flourine correctly twice!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

Some aren't able to spell it right once

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I hope this came from my comment in the other thread about napkin art. I love these. We should keep going ❤️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

Your comment was definitely part of the inspiration. :)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago

Now this is ~~pod racing~~ art!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

A bunch of electrons? Nah F only ever wants just one more than its natural allotment. But it is extremely, violently jealous of that electron.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

It's just saving some for later! Or to give to its friends. Idk it's been a while since I took chem.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

Fluorine's back is giving me trypophbia vibes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Flouride-ah gets low.