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[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

The concerns on using Mastodon and the likes is probably propaganda to dissuade people from using open source and defederated social media.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago

This is my favorite thing this morning. FreeBSD ftw.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Jokes aside, is Mastodon still tech nerd dominated in 2025? This was from 2022.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Like Lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, yeah, there’s loads of tech nerds, but it’s the internet so there’s always going to be.

But honestly, the vast majority of the people I follow are just regular folks who like to chat about regular stuff. Like how they use Arch, btw.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Why can't we contain all those tech nerds inside a dock or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

we would board containers and find the tun/tap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

As long as tech nerds can learn to be decent human beings, platforms can be awesome with them on it.

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo 2 points 19 hours ago

There are dozens of us!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Aren't thea few science nerds there nowadays as well?

[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Is that 4 in binary, then? I'm not in the know

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Yes. We normally count in 'base 10', which means each digit can go from 0 to 9 as we count up, then the digit to its left increases by one. The rightmost position is the units, the next the tens (because we use base 10), the next hundreds (or 10 times 10), and so on, with each position worth 10 times the one to its right. So the number 12 means you have 2 units plus 1 ten. 123 means 3 units, 2 tens, and 1 hundred.

Binary is 'base 2', so as we count up each digit can only go from 0 to 1 before incrementing the position to its left, and each position is worth 2 times the one to its right. So 1 still means one, but 10 is 0 units plus 1 two, and 100 is 0 units, 0 tens and 1 four, totalling 4.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Yep, and it's easily memorable because if you learn to count in binary on your fingers 4 is 🖕.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who get that joke and those who don't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

And those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hm I may be getting wooshed, but this is still binary? 4 in ternary would be 11.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

(all numbers in ternary) There are 10 types of people in this world:

1: Those who know binary

2: Those who don't

10: Those who weren't expecting a ternary joke

Hope that explains it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Ah gotcha I thought you were going off the original post. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

Ha, I missed that part. Subtle.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I used Vim once. I still do, mostly because I don't know how to quit it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

The joke is long dead, long live vim

[–] swagmoney 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's disgusting! Stop telling us about the bangs that escape your colon.

[–] swagmoney 2 points 6 hours ago

i went boom boom 😎

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Asking someone that doesn't know how, to close vim is my favorite password generator.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"What's this machine do?"

"It is a dedicated word processor."

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[–] ColdWater 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

It's a type of sausage that's famous in the Netherlands

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

It's the online handle of some Linus fellow, some would argue he's internet famous for whatever reason

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (8 children)

"Theres also a emacs plugin"

Truly heresy against the lord Linus Torvalds, Vim is the only correct option all else is unholy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Surely you must love VS Codium even more.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Linus uses emacs. Not GNU emacs, but still emacs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago
[–] jerkface 3 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Whaddaya mean, not gnu emacs? xemacs and lucid emacs are long gone, are they not??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

It's a weird archaic emacs version that is no longer maintained except by him, iirc

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Bro. We use ed around here.

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[–] epicstove 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Hey! I know some of those words!

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