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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

i saw a comment on a meme like this that said some water mixing thing was broken

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

There are several possible causes to this problem, but that one is the most common.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Turn down the temperature of your water heater.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

But that reduces the maximum length of your shower.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 hours ago

And saves both energy and water.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Because it is hard to make a cheap valve that has a wide mixing 'sweet spot'.

Rich people showers don't have this problem

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

The cartridge is likely bad. They get clogged up with lime scale over time and start to perform worse and worse. Either replace the cartridge or the whole faucet itself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You should just move to a more tropical area. Where I live, I only ever use the "Cold" tap and sometimes, even that is too warm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

That's how it is for me in the summer, and Jersey ain't exactly tropical. But it's kinda nice being able to just turn on the shower and get in. The cold water is likecold in the summers, and it's usually humid, so a shower with no hot water ends up very refreshing.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Okay I'm gonna be real. I didn't understand the meme at first and thought you were showing a melted door handle and the guy in the meme was trying to melt another door handle with his mind

I was fully prepared to read a bunch of comments about how are door handles so sensitive to heat due to their metallic composition and how you absolutely cannot melt things with your mind that the actual comments tripped me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago

Warm 👏 thoughts 👏 can't 👏 melt 👏 steel 👏 knobs 👏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

You need at least the heat of your hand to melt metals. Or at least at least the heat of a cold but not cold wave winter day.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Observe while I shower comfortably with:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I really don't understand how this is still not the standard everywhere.. The cheapest ones aren't even that expensive and already way better than the alternative.. Don't think I've not showered with one of these in the last 25 years, except for in some kind of social housing projects homes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

When I first moved to Japan over twenty years ago they were already about a hundred years ahead of typical US toilet/bath technology. For me, using one of these faucets where you can just set the temperature by number was like Liko getting beamed from her hut directly onto the damn Enterprise.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Yes, but that is not a fair comparison, these are European.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This technology is only possible with degree Celsius. It is impossible to adapt to degree Fahrenheit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

You might have a point there

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Except British homes which have two separate showerheads, one fully hot and the other fully cold.

The trick is to spin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Ah wel… the British have always been a bit particular to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

British when straight into inventing the radar and completely skipped over the invention of warm water.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (14 children)

They're so sensitive because the person who installed them didn't care enough to adjust the regulator. If this bothers you, you can take the handle off yourself with an allen wrench and adjust the valve so that when you turn it on, it's the perfect temperature for you every time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This is a great idea if you are the only one using your shower. If you have 4 family members, each of whom likes a different shower temperature, it is less ideal. I think controls that allow separate on/off and hot/cold dimensions are best for most scenarios.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

From my understanding when I fixed mine, when you adjust it it just makes for a more gradual heat change

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In seriousness, it’s often about water pressure and how your hot water is fed. If you have very high water pressure normally but a solar hot water system where gravity and input pressure play a role, you’ll naturally have an imbalance on hot and cold. When you turn the handle on the shower you’re lining up two holes in the shower cartridge (in the handle) with the two hot and cold water pipes, the resulting mix comes out a third hole which feeds the shower head. As you turn the handle, one hole opening gets smaller and the other bigger- thereby changing the ratio of hot : cold. When you already have a huge pressure of cold water pumping in, the degree of rotation needed to go from warm/almost just right to PURE HOT WATER is minuscule. Usually the cold will stay pretty cold for about half of the handle range of motion too.

If water input pressure being high is a problem you can put a reducing valve on your system overall or you can buy Venturi style pumps which add pressure into your hot water system.

You’ll normally find when it’s pressure imbalance that it’s easier to balance the temp when the tap isn’t open full bore. But who wants a weak-ass shower stream!!

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (18 children)

What kind of fucked shower knob turns counterclockwise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Lefty loosey, righty tighty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

You know lefthand threading is a thing, right?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Weird.

I saw "melts tungsten" and my brain decided this was in German.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the german word for tungsten is Wolfram

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Wolfram alpha suddenly makes even less sense

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I could've sworn there was a Seinfeld bit about the shower temperatures being sensitive when you adjust the tap but I can't find it now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

...yes, that used to be a thing before thermostatic valves were commonplace...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah I really thought the bit would come up easily. I can hear his voice saying something like "a million degrees" or "hotter than the surface of the sun". It probably also started with the classic "what's the deal with..." that he used.

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