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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Because it is hard to make a cheap valve that has a wide mixing 'sweet spot'.

Rich people showers don't have this problem

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Turn down the temperature of your water heater.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But that reduces the maximum length of your shower.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And saves both energy and water.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Boo, but I'm aiming to bring about global desertification any %

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i saw a comment on a meme like this that said some water mixing thing was broken

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

There are several possible causes to this problem, but that one is the most common.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (15 children)

Observe while I shower comfortably with:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I really don't understand how this is still not the standard everywhere.. The cheapest ones aren't even that expensive and already way better than the alternative.. Don't think I've not showered with one of these in the last 25 years, except for in some kind of social housing projects homes.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When I first moved to Japan over twenty years ago they were already about a hundred years ahead of typical US toilet/bath technology. For me, using one of these faucets where you can just set the temperature by number was like Liko getting beamed from her hut directly onto the damn Enterprise.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Growing up in rural France, we had these at home for as far as I can remember. They may not have been the norm 30 years ago, but at least common.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Interesting, so it adjusts the flow of hot/cold in the fly to keep a consistent temp? That's amazing, thought I imagine it would have the same issue I have at the end of the shower where it's on 100% hot just to eke out a bit more time

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes, but that is not a fair comparison, these are European.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This technology is only possible with degree Celsius. It is impossible to adapt to degree Fahrenheit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You might have a point there

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Except British homes which have two separate showerheads, one fully hot and the other fully cold.

The trick is to spin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ah wel… the British have always been a bit particular to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

British when straight into inventing the radar and completely skipped over the invention of warm water.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

The cartridge is likely bad. They get clogged up with lime scale over time and start to perform worse and worse. Either replace the cartridge or the whole faucet itself.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Okay I'm gonna be real. I didn't understand the meme at first and thought you were showing a melted door handle and the guy in the meme was trying to melt another door handle with his mind

I was fully prepared to read a bunch of comments about how are door handles so sensitive to heat due to their metallic composition and how you absolutely cannot melt things with your mind that the actual comments tripped me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Warm 👏 thoughts 👏 can't 👏 melt 👏 steel 👏 knobs 👏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You need at least the heat of your hand to melt metals. Or at least at least the heat of a cold but not cold wave winter day.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (10 children)

What kind of fucked shower knob turns counterclockwise

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Australian, just like their toilets spinning water the other way.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lefty loosey, righty tighty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You know lefthand threading is a thing, right?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

USA checking in with one almost exactly like the picture

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (14 children)

They're so sensitive because the person who installed them didn't care enough to adjust the regulator. If this bothers you, you can take the handle off yourself with an allen wrench and adjust the valve so that when you turn it on, it's the perfect temperature for you every time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is a great idea if you are the only one using your shower. If you have 4 family members, each of whom likes a different shower temperature, it is less ideal. I think controls that allow separate on/off and hot/cold dimensions are best for most scenarios.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

From my understanding when I fixed mine, when you adjust it it just makes for a more gradual heat change

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In seriousness, it’s often about water pressure and how your hot water is fed. If you have very high water pressure normally but a solar hot water system where gravity and input pressure play a role, you’ll naturally have an imbalance on hot and cold. When you turn the handle on the shower you’re lining up two holes in the shower cartridge (in the handle) with the two hot and cold water pipes, the resulting mix comes out a third hole which feeds the shower head. As you turn the handle, one hole opening gets smaller and the other bigger- thereby changing the ratio of hot : cold. When you already have a huge pressure of cold water pumping in, the degree of rotation needed to go from warm/almost just right to PURE HOT WATER is minuscule. Usually the cold will stay pretty cold for about half of the handle range of motion too.

If water input pressure being high is a problem you can put a reducing valve on your system overall or you can buy Venturi style pumps which add pressure into your hot water system.

You’ll normally find when it’s pressure imbalance that it’s easier to balance the temp when the tap isn’t open full bore. But who wants a weak-ass shower stream!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This, exactly. When we redid our bathroom, we went from "immersion tank" hot water with about three metres of pressure behind it, to central heating in a closed system, where both hot and cold have the exact same pressure, about thirty metres head. Went from being basically impossible to have a shower, to being an absolute pleasure where nearly the entire range of the tap gives a useful temperature, and it's got a right blast of pressure behind it too.

Another alternative would be an electric shower - since you're just heating up cold water, the pressure is "always the same". They tend to be a bit pathetic and crap, tho.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You should just move to a more tropical area. Where I live, I only ever use the "Cold" tap and sometimes, even that is too warm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's how it is for me in the summer, and Jersey ain't exactly tropical. But it's kinda nice being able to just turn on the shower and get in. The cold water is likecold in the summers, and it's usually humid, so a shower with no hot water ends up very refreshing.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Weird.

I saw "melts tungsten" and my brain decided this was in German.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the german word for tungsten is Wolfram

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Wolfram alpha suddenly makes even less sense

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Set your water heater lower. Like: make sure it's above 120 at all times (130+ preferably) to prevent legionnaire's, but 140 is PLENTY for most home uses. And it means you get a bigger range to move your mixer taps to.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (6 children)

That's Fahrenheit right? Or are you suggesting 100+ Celsius?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Your water heaters don't have a "Steam Blast" setting? How do your bidets even work? Do they just dribble cool water on your anus? How weird.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

This is the only correct answer. I never said "degrees" anywhere, so it's obviously Kelvin!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Celsius of course. Only babies shower in 140 Fahrenheit!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

So there are lots of good answers, but there's one I haven't seen: The type of shower control in the photo is probably low quality, cheap, meaning the internal parts do a poor job of mixing the hot/cold water.

Adjusting the water heater may help, but you might also consider upgrading the shower faucet.

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