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Oh shit op be careful maybe the fbi tryna set you up. Kinda like a trap
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Not relly an issue for you in this bathroom based on this pic, butt I absolutely fuckin' hate urinals without a divider. I went to go take leak, not go to an impromtu sausage party for fucks sake. Gimme some god damn privacy!
Who shares my sentiment?
Hell when I was young you didn't even get urinals, it was just a trough.
Hell, in a lot of places they still have troughs.
Wrigley Park where the Chicago Cubs play still has troughs.
Lived in Australia for a couple years and those were super common in all sorts of public bathrooms. (schools, bars, libraries, clubs)
Basically just a wall covered in stainless steel, with a slope to a drain in the corner.
There’s a gallery/cafe In Louisville that has a one way mirror wall you pee against with a trough and water running down it.
Outside the bathroom is the mirror side where my SO was adjusting her hair while waiting for me to pee.
It was a little weird.
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Saw a girl at big day out get sick of the lineup for the women's toilets, so she lined up at the men's urinals, had better aim than half the blokes there and got a round of applause when she finished.
Wait until you see the urinal in a rural fest made of just a 10m long pipe cut in half. Cheap and highly effective. Bonus point when they have a tablet at eye level to put your drink.
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Just look ahead and do your thing, then get outta there.
I have crippling stage fright even with a generous divider. It would be literally impossible for me to pee in this place.
Who are you performing for?
You can get over it with practice. Stop avoiding what you're afraid of.
Just get a couple of fog machines to throw up a barrier (and perhaps a few laser projectors for fun).
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I once went to a large outdoor music festival. They had these round plastic units that had urinals shaped around the outside. So you're facing each other. Whilst I was using one a guy came over and said "Isn't it great that we can piss whilst staring into the eyes of another man!"
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This way when I walk in I can find an open urinal between two people, pull my pants down to my ankles, put my arms around each of them and piss without touching my dick at all.
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As a tall man the dividers are too low, I don't care if someone sees my dick, but I don't want to make eye contact.
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Oh man, I hope you had hearing protection..
Oh mate, this is my favourite comment. It's about 32 hours later and my right ear is still ringing. Full on white noise. There was a point near the end of the concert where the band asked the crowd to scream as loud as they could. Fuck me, did they oblige. It was piercing.
I'm at another music venue tonight, a fraction of the size. I'm basically deaf. Last night was inescapable high pitched sound. Tonight is calming whale song in comparison.
For future bouts of tinnitus put you palm over you ears with your fingers pointing behind you, cross your first two fingers of each hand, and flick the back of your head behind your ears couple times. It doesn't fix it but does give relief when the ringing gets intense.
Not a joke, I have tinnitus and this is the only easy way to relieve it.
What? Ears facing behind you?
The high frequencies are the first to go.
What?
I can't hear over 13.5khz anymore... supposedly happens with aging too. To be fair 13khz is a really annoying noise.
There is a scene in a TV show called Person of Interest where an AI communicates with a younger character in a high frequency tone older characters around her can't hear. When I first watched it, I heard it. Now I don't.
Isn’t anything in the upper range of what you are able to hear annoying? I.e. when you age 12.5 kHz will be annoying as fuck.
I once accompanied a teenager to one of those horse-girl movies. The auditorium was completely full, and apart from two young women who seemed to be doing it ironically, I was the only adult in the theater. During the interval, I noticed how other adults handled it: They accompany the children to the movie theater and then have two hours to enjoy a few drinks.
I always see the movie with the kids, no matter how juvenile. That way I'm more aware of what they're watching, and we can make inside jokes. Plus I didn't think I'd like Teen Titans Go until I saw the movie.
Both the Teen Titans Go show and movie are gold. I hope you’ve seen the “night begins to shine” episodes
It's on our car ride playlist.
This is my sentiment too. I have 2 years left until all my kids are adults. I fucking cherish this bullshit.
So that's why there is bar seating at Flicks Brewhouse. I could just have a 2nd pint rather than buy another movie ticket
My bf and I went to see Dethklok and DragonForce. We both went to the restroom at the same time.
I walked right the women’s room, went and then joked around with the other women about how we walked right in I left the restroom pushed my way through crowds, saw my partner was still standing in line, went to the bar, got drinks, then hung out until he was done.
IT WAS SO WEIRD AND AWESOME.
Also the concert was awesome.
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I don't get what's up with this picture. It looks like a normal bathroom to me. Honestly, it's surprisingly clean for a concert venue bathroom, if there's something that seems out of the ordinary here.
That's the point... There are barely any men at the specific concert.
Yeah took me a sec but then it clicked, glad I’m not alone (well, I guess I would be alone in that bathroom).
Ha thanks. And I was there thinking that demographic was (urinal) white boys
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Now its up to you to do the damage of 1000 men.
I could try and get them all in a single wild stream, like an F1 victory champagne.
Sweet, we can compliment each others dicks
Was it ghost or sleep token, girls be loving those bands
Unbelievable guess! It wasn't, but she is also the world's biggest Ghost fan. She went to watch them a week or so ago and cried with happiness throughout.
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That's a very off-putting mural for a restroom.
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