I remember when I was a kid, I was eating a banana and suddenly felt something hard and crunchy. It was one of my baby teeth that was already super loose finally coming free.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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this will likely give me another one of those tooth falling out nightmares. thanks
I don't get why I'm always relieved they're out in the dream.
“I’m finawwy fwee” you say without teeth
The thought of chomping on a tooth like that is just so unpleasant.
Thanks, I hate ir
What about when you’re eating something crunchy and bite into something squishy
warm chocolate chip cookie
This looks like Palpatine on his younger metal days
Eating fig newtons and finding the wasp.
I developed a habit way in my childhood.
You swallow. Then you tell yourself it was a peppercorn or some other bullshit. Unless you bit on something crunchy and super toxic, chances are you save yourself the disgust and loss of appetite.
But obviously check the rest of the food, just in case. Alternatively, you can check the food, then swallow if you didn't find anything nasty.
We miss you Euronymous.
It's not him and I actually couldn't figure out who it is. This is the best I found: https://in.pinterest.com/pin/1068760555323155957/
But I cant find Sigfrid on metallum sooo
Some of you didn’t grow up on Crunchwrap Supremes and it shows.
This is why I only ever get the creamy peanut butter and not the kind with peanut chunks in it.
Yesss
Ladybug 🤭
Protein
Let's not pretend that corn nuts aren't best ice cream topping.