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WHAT HAVE I DONE (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Jesus christ. Sleep did not help matters.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Post and get notifications

That's pretty much the dopamine deal we're all making

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, that y'all are making. I get the dopamine from the post, whether it does well or not. Back in the day? Absolutely. Now? I have brokened myself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Welcome to your life 🎶

There's no turning back 🎵

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

And then there are people like me that hate notifications and I go in and "mark all as read" without reading them because sometimes I just wanna throw my opinion out there without arguing with random people on the internet.

I'll check back on the rare thread I make but 90% of my comments aren't getting followed up on, I don't care enough to argue or discuss most of my opinions tbh. I'm that quiet dude that occasionally says something and then refuses to elaborate and leaves ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Disable notifications on post is one of few things I miss about reddit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was having a conversation with an admin of one of the instances a couple of weeks ago and disabling post notifications was brought up by me as something I was desperate to have. You aint the only one who misses that...

Great username btw. Amos is gorgeous.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm glad someone is having that fight, thank you for bugging them about that for all of us introverted people that don't want to spend our limited energy arguing with people.

Thank you! I fucking love Amos, he's such a well written character in both the books and especially how he's portrayed in the TV show.

Just want to say, you're one of my favourite posters on Lemmy! Hope you're doing well! :)

[–] ininewcrow 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All joking aside .... stay well my friend ... we love you no matter how many posts you make or share

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'm just avoiding them now for the most part and looking at individual posts lmao

[–] mp3 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Well you gambled your karma on a 9/11 meme 😬

https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.world/post/29716305

EDIT: the post was removed with the reason spam 😕

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Karma

This ain't reddit and if you're talking about universal karma then I've done far far far worse things than a 9/11 joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

thanks for the https://lemmyverse.link/

I haven't been around here for too long and this is really helpful

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's because we love you, Stamets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wtf your username has been popping up in my brain, but i couldn't quite remember where i read it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah.... I post a lot. That could easily end up being stuck in your head, seeing it all the time underneath the titles you're actually looking at

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks <3 I just needed a break. Wasn't sure how long of one I was gonna need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think Stamets started with Star Trek memes but then it escalated and he might have lost control... They're good memes though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Accurate. I started posting on that other star trek meme community and then eventually realized I had a lot of stuff I could post everywhere. I still remember posting for the first time in another community and one of the mods instantly reacted with "HOLY SHIT STAMETS IS HERE". Pretty sure that was the moment I realized I had been posting a lot...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The world needs as many gay albino water bear hybrids as possible tbh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I was so fucking confused... It took me way too long to remember the alternate name for a tardigrade lmfao my brain just latched onto 'bear' as a gay man and started dreaming of hairy men