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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What a coincidence, that's the number to the emergency services too!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Really easy to remember…

Or whatever he said.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

bruh... all of the numbers are on the back now

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Kind of incredible how we pretty much invented those 3 extra numbers to make sure that knowing what's on the front won't he enough to use it, and then we undid that by putting it on the back. https://xkcd.com/2677/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

My main credit card doesn't have any numbers on the back… or the front.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you have a wells fargo credit card by any chance?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mine is: 4035 5014 2814 6300 03 2030 737

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

That's a cute silly duck name little ** 6300

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

4580515834270126 12/31 653

Oh man! How do I pronounce this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

About like you'd pronounce Æ A-12

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

4422 8866 7654 2468 12/34 001

Is this also my stripper name?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

No, that's your mother's maiden name, and the name of the street you grew up on!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

0420 6942 0694 2069 4/20 069

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, this one's expired!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

4111 1111 1111 1111 0126 123

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Found the dev.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

grapes

No, just petty theft and indecent exposure

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't steal my money if I am also broke.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

That's why we asked for your credit card not your debit card

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jagex blocks your password! See, mine is *******!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's so cool!

hunter2

What do you see?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It says Ilovecocks if I read it right

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

i don't have a credit card, is debit card OK? :(

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I was going to post, but my card only had one number on the back, 3 digits long. :(

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nobody ever remembers to ask for the ZIP code.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure some merchants also ask for billing address, name on card, and phone number.

All this fails if the bank flags the transaction and requires 2fa.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know, if I used something like privacy.com I'd just go ahead and create a single-use card with like $2 allowance and see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"FBI OPEN UP! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR..."

checks notes

"...funding terrorist activity in the amount of 2 dollars?!? 🤔"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

YOU WON A FREE TRIP TO EITHER LIBYA OR EL SALVADOR! The fun part is guessing which one, or how long it will take everyone you ever knew to morn your passing... OVER A SEA!!! Good luck Sardaukar!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Better memorize the north star

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

7279 7869 8980 7984 04 2026 024 HONEYPOT

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

6011 0009 9154 3426 12/25 123

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Discover Card, Nice!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Polly waddle I think

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

qWacky missed opportunity

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

My name is 1 2 3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Jerry Pisspot III am I doing this right

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

55-55, 5....5

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

5490175897536472785479178950797495787834 [sic]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
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