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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Fun fact, Benadryl is actually a fairly powerful local anesthetic. You can pack it into a wound before applying sutures and it is almost as effective as lidocaine. So basically, shooting someone with a benadryl load is probably a bit counterproductive and might just make angry zombies.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Careful with this info. Diphenhydramine can cause nerve damage if at too high a concentration: 5 parts whatever to 1 part Benadryl is the typical dilution for local anesthetics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You say Benadryl, but do you mean one part diphenhydramine, or one part of the crushed tablets at presumed to concentration?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The actual chemical. As for adding crushed Benadryl tablets I have zero clue about the concentration and the potential of that to cause damage to the nerves. I was just urging caution.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This sounds like over-simplified information that is totally going to get someone in the ER.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I feel like if you're in a situation where you need to know how to improvise an anaesthetic for sutures, you probably should be in the ER anyway, but can't get to one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Nah. Hold my beer.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 3 days ago (5 children)

That is a shotgun shell loaded with allergy medicine. In the US many people reload their own shotgun shells. If you put rock salt instead of lead shot it is less-than-lethal...sorta. Some put in weirder stuff like nails, etc. Americans are funny like that.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Break into my home, you're gonna be crammed full of whatever I think is funny.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🤣 you shoulda seen the look on his face when I blasted gummy bears into his ballsack after he broke into my house.

aka, "gunny bears"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

just wait till you learn about cannons!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Just jam a tampon in there...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

The Taofledermaus channel on YouTube is a lovesong to that tenet for over 10 years.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Thank you for explaining this. As a non-USian I had no idea what was going on.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

There's multiple youtube channels that are devoted entirely to loading shotguns with weird shit.

And I get innovation is fun and all but I've shot a lot of shotguns, and it almost doesn't matter what you put in it, it will leave a similar sized hole in whatever you shoot it at.

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[–] Stalinwolf 5 points 2 days ago

I abused it a few times as a teenager, and it was really shitty every time. Someone told me that you can see the air by abusing Welbutrin as well, so naturally I tried that too. You can absolutely see the air, but it also makes you feel like you have a brain tumor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Even though it makes no sense, all I could figure out for this was that they were hiding something valuable in a container of benedryl so burglars wouldn't find it, instead of hiding it in a box of rock salt or a box of nails.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

It's a shotgun shell. People sometimes load them up with rock salt and nails for home defense, even though bird and buckshot will do the trick.

This person loaded the shell up with benadryl, which will cause hallucinations when taken in higher quantities.

[–] [email protected] 159 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Benadryl Buck Shot is a fucking great band name.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Track list on their debut album:

  1. Straight into my veins
  2. My-stamine
  3. Bodies (Let the bodies hit the floor, cover)
  4. Yeah?! What are you gonna do about it?
  5. Papercut enema
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[–] [email protected] 101 points 4 days ago (19 children)

what do I need to know to understand this?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago (8 children)
  1. Benadryl is a brand name of diphenhydramine, an antihistamine with a powerful side effect of drowsiness. Benadryl is labeled as an allergy relief medication but the same drug is sold under other brands such as Sominex as a sleep aid. Effects of overdosing on diphenhydramine include seizures, extreme drowsiness, excessive sleepiness, delirium, and hallucinations.

  2. The translucent object packed with several of the pills is a shotgun shell. The text refers to the practice of reloading shotgun shells with other objects in an attempt to alter their lethality and/or pain potential. A shell loaded with rock salt for example, salt is much lighter than lead so it should have less stopping/penetrating power, but any wounds caused are automatically salted.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

any wounds caused are automatically salted

I'm a little disappointed in myself that I didn't think it'd work like that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The idea behind a rock salt shell is it would be less likely to kill and more likely to HURT. Also possibly less likely to damage anything behind. You might take a little paint off the fridge but not destroy it.

Whether that's actually how it works or not, call Adam and Jamie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

...or Johnny Knoxville

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It's okay...most folks are focused on the shotgun, the salt is definitely secondary in that moment

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

The salt load has an added benefit of temporarily incorporeating ethereal beings.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

I think you need to be American. It is funny how the Americans are busy explaining the drug to you, but failing to understand that it is the underlying premise that most non-Americans won't get.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Yeah I didn't get that that was a shotgun shell I thought it was a film canister.

Also every antihistamine I've ever seen has been a tiny little round thing, those are huge

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm using the other comments to hypothesise but I think they are using Benedryl (an anti-hystemine/anti-allergy medication) and putting it inside a shotgun cartridge. The implication being that they will shoot people breaking into their house with a powerful over-the-counter narcotic.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Others kinda covered it but I am someone who unfortunately has personal experience so I can offer details others can't. Diphenhydramine, AKA benadryl or DPH, when used in doses higher than recommended, produces deliriant effects similar to substances like datura. At first you feel like gravity had increased on you from all sides. You are sinking and compressing. Your head feels heavy and has an outward pressure. Your mouth is dry. There is a tickling on your arms and legs, its the spiders. Every once and a while shadows move in the shapes of people. You could swear you were just talking to your mother, where did she go? How did I get in the bathroom? Why is it so hard to pee? You are so thirsty. Then you wake up. That was roughly 200mg for me, that's 8 ish pills. Some people have much stronger hallucinations and often shared ones but this is the gist.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

home intruder has severe allergies.

he says thanks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you need quite lot of benadryl to cause deleriant reaction.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can get a magazine extension for a Benelli M4 that will increase capacity from 5 to 7 (plus one in the chamber.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That looks like a cool zombie-defense weapon and a terrible actual weapon for self-defense or war.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ya. It's a range toy. Not all cars have to be useful on the track either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

FUCK ALLERGIES *ratatatatata*

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Does this count as chemical warfare?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I wouldn’t be using brand-name Benadryl for that unless it was expired. This clearly calls for the Kirkland Select store brand from Costco!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

Oh, it's a shell casing

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

"Say hello to my little friend!" I scream as I introduce the intruders to the hat man.

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