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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Django unchained, Django.

It's not because muppet violence is especially hilarious... I'm lying. Exploding racists into felt organs 100% seems uniquely amusing.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Salò. The sex worker who tells the stories.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The Muppet Movie.

Kermit the Frog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

127 hours, but I pick both the girls.

Edit:

Or Lord of the rings... Obviously I choose Gimili.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The Pianist. Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody) is still himself, everyone else are muppets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

terminator; arnold

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Schindler's List - Schindler

Dredd - Dredd

Master and Commander - take your pick

The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correction. Wolf of Wall Street. — Margot Robbbie

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

LotR - Sauron (or Legolas)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Crow - Brandon Lee

T-birds crew has lines that are almost made for muppets anyway. The violence would be hilarious as well.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Star Wars: A New Hope. C-3PO.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Dark Knight Rises

Tom Hardy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Dune. Keep either Patrick Stewart, or Sting. Not sure which would be funnier.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Deep throat - Linda Lovelace

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

'Come and see' but i cant decide who the non-muppet should be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Dark City, Kiefer Sutherland

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.

Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Inglorious bastards and the bear jew.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fear and Loathing..keeping Depp/Thompson

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Army of Darkness (keep Bruce of course)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wayne's world. Garth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I was thinking either keep Jaws or the Mayor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

District 9. Leave Wikus in.

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