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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Funnily we don't consider Brötchen to be sandwiches, they're a separate thing :D

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

How did you say that and forget to say it's a "bread roll "? Also, that's a tiny sandwich. Is that not a Canapé? Looks like an Hors d'oeuvre.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Shouldn’t a sandwich have two halves of bread? There’s only one here. Canapés and Hors d’œvres are usually small, aren’t they? A Mettbrötchen takes several bites to eat and is usually eaten as a meal, not as a starter.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

An open faced sandwich is literally named a goddamned sandwich and it only has one fucking slice of bread.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I’ve never heard of an open sandwich [Edit: until now], but then again English isn’t my mother tongue. To me, a sandwich has always been food between two slices of bread.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

That was my US understanding as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah and if you put wheels on my grandmother she’d be the fastest whore in Italy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

i understood like 70% of the words used in this comment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're gonna have a stroke when you find out we think "toast" isn't bread

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Don't you guys also have a specific word for bread crumbs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wisconsin‘s cannibal sandwich is kosher.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Apparently, human tastes like pork.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Oh no.

As a German and also liking sushi.. This is true.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I think the Germans are getting off easy with this one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The other day I mentioned seeing a weird sign in a window while in Bremerhaven that was basically this, but the meat was piled comically high with the word "PIZZA!" above it.

What is this thing actually called? It sure isn't pizza or sushi. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It's in the title, Mettbrötchen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Onion version of this is genuinely delicious.

But I get it, raw pork isn't common and shelf life is very short.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idk what I'm looking at, but it looks a lot better than sushi

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago